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Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. *********** Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *********** [...]
Continue reading...6. July 2008
1. You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3. You decide to stay [...]
Continue reading...20. December 2006
A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House is feminine “la maison.†Pencil is masculine “le crayon.†A student asked, “What gender is computer ?†Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups male and [...]
Continue reading...11. October 2006
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if [...]
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11. December 2008
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